Crazy

The person who at least could've tried to hide the torn plastic...

"In Mexico, we need to throw a lighted match into the boiler in order to produce hot water. This is very dangerous and a lot of family have lost eyebrows because of this.”

“We moved into an apartment and wanted to get rid of this painting. But the landlord said, “You won’t be able to remove it, I made sure of it.”

"Note to self...check the dimensions of EVERYTHING before ordering on Amazon..."

"I saw a car that instead of paint, was covered in short brown fur. Never seen anything like it since lol"

"When my son was about 3, he told us how he remembered being a helicopter pilot in Vietnam. This was in 1998."

“Looks like my pups traded eyeballs.”

"When the menus are super dirty and never cleaned, that means everything is super dirty and never cleaned"

“I found a Royal Albert 2002 ornament for $1.29 and a Limoges Marie Antoinette plate for $3.50 today at a thrift store.”

"During Halloween, I took off my mask and some girl said. “Damn you should keep that mask off more often.”

“He has beautiful legs.”

Dryococelus australis, otherwise known as the ‘Tree Lobster’ is an insect that can only be found on a small island off the coast of Australia.

“My 3-year-old and Chris Pratt — it’s like they’re the same person.”

He had just finished grocery shopping and was getting into his car when he found thousands of bees flying and sitting inside! He called 911 because he didn’t know what to do, and Jesse Johnson, an off-duty firefighter and paramedic …

"Funko Pops. They’re the Beanie Babies of the ’20s."

"I knew a dude who got a PS4 with two controllers and four games + a XBox One with two controllers and four games + a new 4K TV + other things for Christmas from his parents and still complained it wasn’t enough. He was 15, already had a 2000€ PC, the richest motherf@#ker I met."