Crazy

This gym-goer, a professional medium, said she was ‘assaulted by dark energy’ when she walked into the studio...

“Somehow ended up behind these 2 cars at the same location a couple of days apart.”

“Roommate knocked over my $1,000 bike that was on a kickstand in the garage and just kept driving over it.”

When my wife and I were looking for a wedding venue, there was a place we called and they quoted us $200 a day. When I made the mistake of saying it was for a wedding, they said, 'Oh, for a wedding it’s $800 a day.' No reason.

“Plymouth Rock. Put bluntly, this attraction is massively lame. No one even knows if this is the right rock or even if there was a rock.”

“Ordered a pizza and cheesy bread for me, my girlfriend, and her friend. Came back after grabbing plates to this...”

“It actually tasted okay.”

Turns out, Americans can make over a thousand for every spam call they receive.

“This building with an ’F’ for the fourth floor instead of a numerical 4, as 4 is considered bad luck.”

International Pilot! I make $200k a year as a widebody first officer. None of the decisions fall to me, I fly one leg to Europe (I get a couple hour nap on each leg), I get 24-48 hours in a cool city, then I fly 1 leg home (couple hour nap again on the way home).

“This is how they sliced our pizza.”

"It's cool to see robots do parkour but watching them fall is interesting as..."

“My partner and I just bought a Lego storage box from the Lego company, and it has a crevasse where small legos get stuck.”

"I was going out to grab pizza and a case of beer for me and my roommate but he texted me that he had a stomach thing so I walked to a restaurant and ordered dinner at the bar and met a girl there and now we are married and have two kids because my roommate had diarrhea"

"Mahanakhon Tower, Bangkok, Thailand"

“Me at 33, looking like a 16-year-old who just got their driver’s license”

Unfortunately for all you would-be untraceable killers out there, there’s no way that you could shave a bullet out of ice and shoot someone with it to destroy any evidence. The bullet would melt before it even left the barrel.

"Here Is My Favorite Picture Of My Grandma. She Was Having A Hard Time With The Mixer"

"Daron Malakian (Guitarist Of System Of A Down) Pretending To Be A Random Fan And Telling A Magazine How Great The Band Is (1999)"

“Lost my phone at a construction site today. Found it a little later.”

“There goes our precious pie :/”

"From So Focused And Organized And Together To Googling “What Day Is It?” And “Can Parenthood Kill You?”"

"I want to wake up as a kid in 1972 again but remember everything I know now."