Crazy

"Canaries with natural wigs"

“That people die in hotel rooms all the time and unless it’s public record they’re going to clean and resell room. That day, if possible. So better check the closet and under the bed.”

"My Girlfriend Works At A Recovery Home For Old People And People Who Need Help Physically And This Is What Her Boss Sent Her. 2 Weeks Later Her Coworker Came In With Covid And One Of The Patients Died From It"

“A car that was in front of me today”

"What Is Rated The Number One Scariest Movie Ever Made?"

’’We might moan about the weather, but we sure know how to make the most of it.’’

“This is how my 2.5-year-old niece insists on holding her new baby brother.”

“My son turned 1 yesterday. This was the topper to his space-themed cake.”

"It's always nice when I don't have to crawl into a crawlspace but, these stairs are pretty frightening."

“My brother posted a picture on his birthday. Upon seeing it, I immediately started laughing at who he captured in the background.”

“A sad old man in the creases of my cooler bag”

“Literally, it’s just uncomfortable for everyone.”

’’Phone slipped out of my pocket while mowing.’’

“I got so scared when I was walking to my car.”

"We Told Someone That We Couldn’t Sell The Fish And Their Kid Threw A Tantrum And Threw A Decoration Through The Tank"

"How about not having our breathing and eating holes be the same so people don’t choke to death?"

"The psycho who did this in my art class."

“Strange liquids on my roof”

"Because I am a dwarf I get a lot of hilarious ones, but one of my favourites was "do you need to get a smaller engine for your car?"

"The way my husband decided to cut this cake. Why."

"Oh, that’s what “trinity” actually means."

“Not only is it a great cover up but that tattoo is really nice. I haven’t seen anything like it before.”

As the post was going viral, its author provided more info on the situation...

“My dad looked like a pre-midlife crisis businessman... when he was 17.”

“In a private hospital to keep the TV at the right angle...”