Crazy

“My wife left the gloves to dry, I almost had a heart attack.”

"Head Chef Cutting Bread On The Same Spot. Finally Getting Through The Board"

"So your vacuum cleaner doesn’t work..."

“This smaller rock drilled a perfect hole through this bigger rock over time.”

“Who doesn’t love tacos for breakfast?”

"A driveway crew was pouring concrete at a new house next to a duck pond. They went to lunch and came back to this..."

"Not Exactly The Color Pattern You Like To See In A Bathroom"

“A mysterious spaceship hovers over Miami.”

“Small gold pig container with a removable tiny spoon for a tail”

"Siberian bears sometimes dig up dead bodies for food, and use cemeteries as ‘refrigerators’."

“A contractor got angry and left the job when we asked him to use the spacers we bought for the backsplash.”

“Disc 1 of The Fellowship of the Ring was missing from this LOTR set I just bought.”

“Mayonnaise on a burger hurts to look at.”

“Got a nice surprise from the cleaners after staying at a hotel for the past 3 months because of work.”

“Safety first (even for gangsters).”

"For My Son’s 1st Birthday, I Give You The Cake We Ordered And The Cake We Got"