“Excuse me, that’s actually MY dinner”
“Umm. A little help please”
“You see there’s been a mistake, you accidentally gave MY dinner to this imposter”
“You serious??? You’re just gonna stand there and take pictures, I’m starving… You know what, that’s fine”
“I can share… oh my favourite. CAT food”
“Ok ok ok sorry, enjoy”
DAAAAAAAD?!