Brutal Break-ups That Make Me Glad I’m Completely Alone

We’ve all been through brutal break-ups and know what it’s like to suffer heartache. But these are next-level brutal break-ups. I mean I’ve had a sad phone call or two but no one’s wrapped my car in shrink wrap, or put up a sign for my neighbors to see. These are so bad that I’m a little relieved that I’m immune to being in brutal break-ups. How? Well, it’s easy. Just be completely and utterly alone. Yay!