"I was somewhere else. I was warm and safe and in no pain. I knew everyone that I cared about was just fine. Somebody / something patted me on the back and whispered, "You haven't been here in a while. Would you like to stay or go back?"

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"The extent to which sandwich bread and peanut butter are branded with USA stuff surprised me when I first visited here. also frozen pizza & french fries"

“The new Charlie’s Angels. Everyone said it was so bad, but I really enjoyed it. Maybe it was a little too in your face with girl power and stuff but, IMO it was a good movie.”

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“The fall wind. I used to sit out on my deck for hours with a sweatshirt and hot cocoa and read and the smell/sound of the wind through the pines is one of my fondest memories.”

"My mom opened a bank account for me when I was 7 promising to put a small amount there every month so once I’m 18 I’ll have a nice fund to start my life with. Turned 18 and found out she used the account to take out a s@#t ton of loans that I now have to pay back."

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"Aitzaz Hasan. 7th January 2014, He Lost His Life Stopping A Suicide Bomber From Entering His School. He Saved Hundreds Of His Peers, At Only 15 Years Old"

"The general weirdness surrounding alcohol. Us Brits went for a drink at lunchtime once and our American friends were referring us to AA"

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