’’Phone slipped out of my pocket while mowing.’’

"Golden Graytime Jazzercise Spacesuit Jumpsuit Wangle Angle Window Panels A La Clipped Clop Shrubbery-Au-Go-Go"

“I got so scared when I was walking to my car.”

“My Hotel’s Sun Canopy is connected to a wind meter, which automatically causes it to retract when the wind speed becomes too high.”

"We Told Someone That We Couldn’t Sell The Fish And Their Kid Threw A Tantrum And Threw A Decoration Through The Tank"

"How about not having our breathing and eating holes be the same so people don’t choke to death?"

"The psycho who did this in my art class."

"Heavy metal device that has instructions to set on stove. Handle of the roller appears to have 1880 on it."

Leaf scoops because raking up leaves in your backyard is so dang time consuming. I always thought they looked so ridiculous, like gigantic plastic novelty baseball gloves for Wolverine, but they continue to surprise me with their scooping capacity.

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"Rejected From Police Training For Being ‘Too Friendly’"...

Everyone’s pee stinks, even if you can’t personally smell it...

“This person has cut their hedge to look like a dog.”

Jack and Rose — Titanic...

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