“Missed a tissue during pocket check”
“Cut my finger while opening a package of band aids”
“Never? NEVER???”
“My grandmother won’t take the protective film off.”
“Someone had a nice meal in the bathroom…”
“This tile”
“I may have to move out of this neighborhood…”
“What’s the point of cleaning up after your good boi if you’re gonna be a bad boi?”
“For all the British people.”
“The lines on this ball don’t match up with the groves on the ball”
“Single plastic wrapped bananas (Japan)”
“The fact I have to get a burrito bowl from chipotle and wrap it myself to eat a well constructed burrito that’s not the shape of a grapefruit.”
“Don’t be that guy who parks in the middle of the damn sidewalk”
“How my pizza arrived”
“My friends unread messages…”
“There was absolutely no reason to do this”
“Left a perfectly nice table out for someone to take, for free. A-hole pulls up, takes JUST the legs and leaves behind a giant, useless slab, which will now end up in landfill.”
“My outdoor lights are at 2 different heights and we didn’t notice until a month after we bought the house.”
“New slogan for American Airlines: F#ck Yo Luggage.”
“When leaves look crunchy but they aren’t”
“When the coffee machine dumps this crap.”
“Amazon employee forced my new boomerang to fit in my mailbox and rendered it completely useless.”
“The world must know what transpired in my break room today”
“My grandparents cutlery drawer”
“Fliers pushed through the door”
“The way these buttons are”
“This.”
“Snowing in Texas?? Nope just the Cottonwood tree shedding all over my yard”
“When this happens to your bra.”
“Why tho”
“My classmate uses her phone with this screen protector”
“I want the designer fired.”