An I Just Wanted To Eat

Most expensive restaurant I’ve ever been. Chef literally made the starter in our hand.

Took the top off my burger to center it. Ive taken one bite so far….

Today was fruit day

This well placed sticker on my apple.

Today‘s special: $25 for a garbage bag.

No no no! This is not even fair My friend ordered for a meat pie and he got a Spaghetti pie. They even added potatoes

I went to the same place as a previous post but am allergic to fish. So rather than a prawn on a phone, I got a single, lonely carrot on a phone.

French onion soup in an onion

I ordered mozzarella sticks and there was no mozzarella in it. Got played

When I ordered a small, this is not what I had in mind…

This is Salad.

In a restaurant in Canada last night I was served pudding on, and I wish I was joking, an ancient VHS copy of The Bodyguard

Coffee served in jam jars (with lids) in Bridport.

I ordered four tacos at my university dining hall. This is how they were given to me.

A friend sent me this. “In some way I feel cheated. But at the same time they don’t lie.”

“Chef! We’ve run out of dessert bowls!””Don’t panic, I kept a load of ashtrays after the smoking ban.”

I didn’t think it was possible to mess up texas toast, but this restaurant figured it out.

Sweep and scoop

Bonus: I wonder what happened to the sausage…