“Is there a nap time anywhere in my work schedule?”
Life on the job can be exhausting.
“Am I supposed to know how to read to do this job?”
“Don’t worry! I’ll guard the car while the big dogs catch the bad guy.”
“This harness is so comfy, I could nap in it all day.”
“Woah baby, I’m pooped and it’s only my first day.”
“They gave me this super cool hat because clearly I’m a ~professional~.”
“I don’t know about you, but I think my work outfit is pretty snazzy.”
“Hey, I’m pretty good at this whole ‘having a job’ thing!”
“Uh, I think it’s time for the next size up? I’m almost a big dog now, dudes!”
“Sittin’ up straight just how you taught me, captain!”
“So when do I get to drive the truck?!”
“Don’t worry human, I’ve got your back!”
“If going to work is all about hanging out with your buddies then I’ll do this EVERY DAY.”
“If I’m very quiet maybe I’ll be able to sneak in a few minutes of snoozing before going back to police puppy work.”
“Okay sir, I’m sorry for snacking on the job. I just got a little hungry.”
“I’m gonna be cruisin’ around like my big brother in NO TIME.”
“I’ve only got one ear up but I promise I’m an excellent listener!”
“Come on, let me go! I’m READY FOR ACTION.”