Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
“Waited 5 years for this cactus to bloom. Leaving for a 5-day trip and I noticed this.”
“Saved for 4 years to buy a BMW, 3-days later this piece of metal bounced from the highway into my headlight. The dealership wants $2,895 to fix it.”
“Left my 1-month-old bike for one night on the street.”
“My air conditioner stopped working for a few days. My house got so hot and humid, it sealed my entire Costco size case of envelopes.”
“So, how’s your day going?”
“Found this outside. Someone’s day will be ruined.”
“Never broke a phone before in my life. The first day I get my new one, with no insurance, I drop it 4 feet and this happens.”
“I have 4 exams in the next 2 weeks. I have to buy a replacement online as shops don’t have it. Soonest I can receive one without selling a kidney for shipping is 15 days from now.”
“Thinking about burritos all day. Come home from work and microwave my last one. It was completely hollow.”
“Received this today. Kinda resembles my mental state.”
“Headed to the airport and halfway there looked down. Thanks for the Father’s Day gift, kids, the slippers are very comfortable.”
“Turned my back for a minute and she peed in 20 cups of uncooked rice…”
“So after saving for about 5 months, I bought my first second-hand gaming laptop so I can study and work on my editing hobby. Yesterday my top shelf fell and snapped it in half.”
“When you’ve been looking forward to a Reese’s all day but then you open one up and find a worm in it.”
“Found discarded on the side of a building today. Felt bad seeing it.”
The card says: “You are the most sense my life has ever made.
“I ordered a sandwich and got this, bad for the person that ordered this.”
“Company sent mismatched pieces of my new couch today. They don’t make the couch anymore.”
“There goes our precious pie :/”
“When you finally win family bingo and your prize is gefilte fish:”
“Bit down on a bite of blueberry pancake.”
“My pizza was delivered on its side.”
