“This Is Honey. She Will Show You Her Ears Or Her Tongue, But Never Both. The World Isn’t Ready For That”
“The Prince Of Darkness”
“My Dog’s Best Friend Is A Brick”
“My Friend Wanted A Dog So He Went And Adopted Hank. He Is A Little Different”
“Meanwhile In The Suez Canal”
“Just A Girl And Her Electrical Outlet Cover. No Matter How Many Times We Put This In The Tool Bag, She Always Picks It Back Out. Never Tries To Do Anything To It; Just Holds It And Sleeps With It”
“Anyone Know What Plant This Is?”
“My Dog Stares At Me Like This To Gain The Bed Pat Giving Her Permission To Jump Up”
“The New Godzilla”
“Lou’s Got A Lot On His Mind”
“Honey, The Dog’s Walking On The Wall Again”
“This Is What She Does All Day. Just Sits There And Judges You”
“My Vet Sent Me This From My Dogs Check Up Today”
“Did We Adopt A Baby Hippo?”
“My Roommates Left For The Day With The TV On. I Go Downstairs With My Dog And She Does This”
“Just So We’re All Fully Aware That Sir Frederick Has Not Stopped Doing This Every Single Night”
“The Look Of Defeat”
“We Have A Yard Full Of Grass. He Prefers His Personal Spot In The Driveway”
“Went To My Local Dog Bar, And My Brothers Dog Decided To Go Make Friends With These 3 Random Guys. Just Joined Their Group And Hung Out For A While”
“I Love It When I Come Home And He’s Already Done The Dishes!”
“Looks He Got Into My Stash”
“This Isn’t Fast Shutter Speed. He Just… Lays There Like This”
“He Woke Up From His Nap And Slid Half Way Off The Couch Then Just Stayed There Wagging His Tail”
“My Deep Sea Monster, Freddy”
“To Pass, You Must First Answer My Riddle. What… Is That You Have In Your Hand And Can I Eat It Please And Thanks?”
“$150 Anti Anxiety Doggy Bed? Nah, I Sleep On Laptop Bag”
“They Open A Fridge And Within A Millisecond The Doggo”