“Bicycle lane in Paris. The two white bump are nearly invisible because of the paint camouflaging them.”
Proportions…
“My glasses have an Oakley’s logo in the bottom left lens. I frequently think there is a smudge on my glasses, but nope!”
“When it rains too hard, the water pours down over the sheltered pathway.”
“Supposed to be lazy shiba inu being pulled on a leash but the execution is unexpectedly morbid..”
“So now I need wire cutters to not kill turtles with bottle rings?”
I don’t think they quite understand how sharks work…
“Today my mom hit her toe with this and was bleeding.. I hate this kitchen so much.”
“This bottle of hand sanitizer is made of hard plastic so it’s near impossible to get the gel out.”