12 “Quarantine Barbies” That Look Unsettlingly Real

Tonya Ruiz, also known as Grandma Gets Real, was once campaigning against Barbie dolls for the unrealistic body standards they set for little girls. But, not so long ago, Tonya found out that Barbies are much more realistic these days. More specifically, in quarantine.

Quarantine Barbie Starter Pack – Stay Home Curvy Doll “Wearing Stretchy Pants”

“Accessories Include: Toilet Paper, Wet Ones Wipes, Crossword Puzzle, Cards, Snacks, Whiskey in a Teacup Book – Plus Whiskey and Teacup”

Pandemic Hero Barbie – Health Care Worker

“Includes: Mask, Lab Coat, X-Ray Scrubs, Medical Chart, Medication Thermometer, Stethoscope Sphygmomanometer, Hot-Water Bottle”

Quarantine Barbie – Zoom Ken

“Includes: Business Attire top & Adorable Heart Boxers 3 Apple Products: Iphone, Ipad, and Macbook Pro Beverages from Starbucks Drive-Thru Dove Antiperspirant Rambunctious Toddler and Fussy Infant to Crash Video Chat Toilet & One Roll of TP *Do Not Use While on Zoom”

Quarantine Bread Baking Barbie

“Everything She needs to bake Banana & Sourdough Bread Includes: Mixer, Flour, Sourdough Starter, Eggs, Bananas, Butter, and Milk”

Quarantine Barbie – Homeschool Mom Edition

“3 Kids +Toddler (Permenantly attached to Mom’s leg) Includes: Breakfast & Lunch plus Cookies Games for Family Night School Books & Science Homework PLUS Tiny Volcano kit For mom – Pond’s Anti-Wrinkle Cream & Sonoma Wine *Hair Dye not included”

Quarantine Barbie Doll – New Hobby Edition

“Bake an Apple Pie Learn to Play Guitar Put Together a Puzzle Learn to Knit Plus: CHEEZ-ITs”

Quarantine Barbie – Home Salon Edition

“Includes: Hair Dye Wax Kit Magnifying Mirror Everything You Need For an At-Home Hair Cut & DIY Manicure and Pedicure Bonus: Q-tips, Petroleum Jelly, Shampoo, Lotion, Shaving Cream”

Pandemic Hero Barbie – Sanitation Worker

“Doing the Dirty Job of Picking Up Trash Includes: Miniature Waste and Recycle Cans Plus Tiny Garbage”

Quarantine Binge Watching Barbie

“Includes: Television, Comfy Crochet Afghan, and Pillow Orville Redenbacher’s Movie Theater Popcorn & Diet Coke Plus – Lots of Sweet & Salty Snacks Everything she needs for a cozy marathon of streaming!”

Quarantine Barbie – What Day Is It? Edition

Quarantine Barbie What Time Is It? Edition

“Includes: Alarm Clock Glass of Warm Milk for Insomnia Cappuccino Machine Daytime Pajamas & Nighttime Pajamas Toaster with Toast PLUS SNACKS: Mother’s Circus Animal Cookies Crunch ‘n Munch”

Quarantine Quarreling Couple

“‘Bickering About Housework’ Includes: Bestselling Book – How To Split Household Chores Plus: Spring Cleaning List and Supplies #chores”