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Toy Story 4
“Should have stopped at 3.”
Bohemian Rhapsody
“I love Queen but this movie sucks.”
A Star Is Born
“I just don’t get the hype. Almost no conflict in her rise to stardom and the ending seemed so predictable the closer I came to it that I had a hard time even finishing it. It was just boring.”
A Clockwork Orange
“I’ve read the book and watched the movie. I hated both.”
Ad Astra
“Whole movie was a waste of time, surprised I didn’t fall asleep.”
A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
“In my opinion, I feel Tom Hanks didn’t accurately portray Fred Rogers at all. Rogers was in no way as eccentric as the persona portrayed by Hanks in the film, but was his own breed of human. The Rogers character portrayed by Hanks, especially with the portrayal of violence in a scene of the film set during a live broadcast of Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood, was in no way the real Mr. Rogers. The documentary Won’t You Be My Neighbor was a far better insight into the life of Rogers.”
Shakespeare in Love
“Why did it win an Academy Award over Saving Private Ryan and Life is Beautiful???”
American Hustle
“One of the most boring movies I have ever watched.”
Gravity
“One of the worst movies I have ever seen because of its complete disregard of physics. It spit in Newton’s face and s@#t in his cereal. Bullock was great though.”
The Lion King
“My daughter got so bored that she got up halfway and went to take a bath instead.”
Ralph Breaks the Internet.
“A disappointing sequel.”
Happy Feet
“What in the actual F?!?!”
Crash
“Like, I challenge you to write a more pandering movie. But impossible character arcs and junior-high level storytelling is apparently Oscar-worthy if you spend enough money on bankable actors.”
Snowpiercer
“Not me but my dad. He absolutely hates Snowpiercer but it’s got fantastic ratings and a great director. Even after rewatching he still just doesn’t get into it. I’ll admit the first time I watched it with him I wasn’t huge on it either but I’ve rewatched it many times and it’s one of my favorite films now.”
Shape of Water
“Honestly might have been a good movie to address the way humans treat creatures, but they f@#ked it up by having them fall in love. Like what the actual f@#k.”
Tree of Life
“Pretentious dog s@#t.”
Girl on the Third Floor
“I don’t understand how this giant piece of s@#t has 81% on rotten tomatoes.”
Avengers: Endgame
“I found Avengers Endgame really drawn out and boring, just didn’t hit home like the other movies.”
The Irishman
“Same gangster movie with octogenarian actor that we’ve seen a thousand times before. But critics seem to eat that stuff up.”
Titanic
“George Costanza said it best: So that old woman, she’s just a liar.”