Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
“Never tell your horse-loving daughter that she was born in the Year of the Monkey.”
“My brother crying because he can’t blow out the candle on my birthday cake”
“He cried for a solid 5 minutes because we wouldn’t let him drink syrup from the bottle like Buddy from Elf.”
“He just realized that adult meals don’t come with free ice cream like kids’ meals do.”
“I sang along to the song he was listening to.”
“She wanted the pacifier out of the kid’s mouth on TV…even though she already had one.”
“I wouldn’t let Frankie choke on this wrapper so I’m a bad parent.”
“My wife wouldn’t let him play with his dirty diapers.”
“They realized all the donuts at the party had been eaten while they were off playing on the swings.”
“He was crying because he didn’t have cereal in front of him (cereal is in front of him).”
“He gave himself a haircut for his school photo tomorrow.”
“He wanted a cookie. He has one in his hand and 2 in his lap.”
“I wouldn’t let him eat my snotty tissue.”
“I wouldn’t let her watch 300 with me.”
“Wouldn’t let her eat a wet wipe.”
