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“My son refused to drink his milk from a cup.”
“So my nephew did this.”
Honestly, at what age does self-preservation actually kick in?
This is what a real father looks like, not those cowards that take their children home after an hour.
“This is the face she gives me when I tell her to stop eating mud and put her shoes back on.”
“Can I help you?”
“Watching TV with a 2-year-old is so relaxing…” said no parent ever!
She’s currently pissed that it’s called the “Children’s Museum” and not the Dinosaur Museum.
That time my son wanted to go through the drive-thru
“R.I.P, my 140hz monitor”
“My 2-year-old confronted the greatest disappointment of her entire life, thus far, yesterday.”
“Left unsupervised for 3 minutes”
“My nephew asked for a dollar, but didn’t say he wanted to make a wish…”
Less than 5 minutes ago, I offered this kid a pillow. She threw it at me because she “does NOT want to lie down…”
“My 5-year-old son decided to chew on the blinds in his bedroom.”
“Saw this specimen at a local grocery store”
“My nephew ate a quarter.”
“My kid made his Easy Mac without water. We had to leave the house for hours thanks to the smell.”
“My 8-year-old opens the bathroom cabinets every time he goes to the bathroom, because otherwise, something is going to jump out and get him.”
She’s crying because she can’t pet the “kitty” at the zoo.
“How my son deals with Mondays…”
“Just pick him up!”
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