Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
As if sex wasn’t already hard enough for some of us to get, the US had to go out and make some laws about intercourse that are absolute bug-fuckery insane. The fact that most of these laws even needed to be made is 100% proof of the depravity of man. Just do what the rest of us do: get a waifu pillow and a soft sock!
The hell y’all do for foreplay, put on sunscreen?
Finally I can at least get naked before she’s disgusted by me.
Is “moist” considered dirty talk?
Unless it’s with a family member I guess…
So, when the government fucks you, they do it right to your face.
Simply put, that’s un-American. WTF?
Whose mom do we have to thank for this?
Only Florida man would even need this law.
If you can’t keep it in your diaper, keep it in the family.
What the actual fuck?