There’s Nothing More Creepy Than What The Baby Monitor Sees

You know when old people affectionately call kids “Little devils?” I don’t think they know how right they are, especially when viewed through a night-vision-hued baby monitor. I swear to god, I’d wake up in the middle of the night sometimes, and check the monitor and see my little guy doing some of this sinister stuff.

I’d then proceed to release my bowels, have to change my bed, then go sleep on the couch because I’ve ticked off the missus.

True story.