Mexico’s sexiest policewoman could put me under abreast anytime

A traffic cop from Culiacan, Mexico became famous when photos of her insane curves went viral.

A random, thirsty passerby snapped photos of Cristina Nevára Meza and uploaded them to Facebook where they were shared thousands of times. An interview with a Mexican TV station revealed she works for the Municipal Transit Unit, has a boyfriend (DAMMIT), and is endowed with 100% organic booty meat — no silicon butt injections on this dime piece.

GOTDAMN watch out for that hump.

Distracted driving is a major cause of accidents these days and this lady is a downright hazard.

I’d mow down a crowd of pedestrians just for the chance to get clubbed in the face by this Goddess.

Her: “Señor, do you know how fast you were going?”

Me: “What gives you the right to conduct a cavity search? I demand to see a warrant!”

Her: “Please, there is no need for you to remove your…”

Me [bending over]: “I don’t believe this! Just get it over with already!”

When the post blew up, other policewomen from Culiacan entered the smoke show. I’m noticing a trend here.