Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
These thoughts might sound weird at first, but give them a moment to swirl around your brain—they just might unveil surprisingly deep layers of meaning you never saw coming.
“Considering how much of my personal information is collected, targeted ads should be way more appealing.”
“200,000 years of humans, and we left the planet for the first time 62 years ago. We’re in the beginning.”
“If penis size were as important to women as many men believe, small to average sizes would have disappeared through natural selection a long time ago.”
“The universe is so big that light speed isn’t nearly fast enough to actually get us anywhere in a intergalactic scale.”
“Coffins should be biodegradable.”
“You know you’re old when people start calling you _ years young.”
“Dogs and cats (and almost all animals) probably do not determine dreams as unreal versus waking experiences. They may wake up wondering what happened to the bunny I was just chasing.”
“If every person on Earth went bald for a couple of months, we could drive head lice to extinction. However we don’t have that kind of coordination as a species, so the lice keep getting the better of us.”
“Some rich alien has probably purchased our star in their sky.”
“The first person to find out that you could nail horseshoes into horse’s feet was a very brave or very stupid person. “
“Here in the USA, a national day of giving thanks for what we have, is followed by a national day of buying new things to replace what we have.”
“All computer programs are one distinct, very large number.”
“AI probably won’t replace judges or juries because reasonable doubt isn’t allowed to be defined in any numerical terms.”
“We only have an average of about 80 summers to enjoy.”
“Asking tall people offer to reach the high shelves is sort of a compliment, but asking short people to reach the low shelves seems like an insult. “