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Some things are just better left unmade—and these 20 pieces of Star Wars merch are prime examples.
2. Columbia’s Skywalker Pilot Ski Suit
For the low, low price of $500, you can make your friends and family say “huh?” when you roll up in this neon-orange, Luke Skywalker inspired ski suit.
3. Star Wars R2D2 Screwdriver With 3 Forged Steel Bits
4. The 1977 “Goldenrod” C-3PO trading card
While that was not a lightsaber in C-3PO’s armor, Star Wars superfans are still happy to see this hilariously raunchy card.
5. Star Wars Episode 1 Watto Koosh Ball Toy Figure
6. Sigma C-3PO Tape Dispenser (1982)
When our parents asked for a ‘Star Wars’ tape, they probably didn’t mean this.
7. Yoda Themed Bubble Bath
8. Star Wars DarkSide Electric Shaver
“When you lose everything… including your beard … that’s when you’re finally free,” or whatever The Stranger said.
9. Hot Wheels ’70 Chevelle Delivery, Star Wars The Mandalorian 3/5
10. Virgin Atlantic’s Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith Airsickness Bag
Ok, the prequels aren’t that bad.
11. BB-8-branded oranges
12. Padmé Amidala-themed potato chips
We don’t know who thought Queen Amidala-branded potato chips were a good tie in to 1999’s ‘The Phantom Menace,’ but now is a good time to remind ourselves that to be angry is to be human.
13. Slave Leia by Star Wars
14. Baby Yoda Toothpaste Topper
Nothing like brushing your teeth with Grogu puke!
15. Darth Vader Handheld Shower Head
16. Zebco Star Wars Spincast Reel and Fishing Rod Combo
The only connection we can think of is some weird, dark joke about daddy issues.
17. Crocs Star Wars Lined Clogs
18. Dog AT-AT Costume
Never tell me that odds … that our dogs refuse to wear this horrible costume.
19. Yoda Magic 8 Ball Fortune Teller
20. Star Wars Darth Vader Two-Slice Empire Toaster
Though the Amazon listing says users can “BRING DARTH VADER INTO YOUR KITCHEN,” we’d rather toast our bread with lightsabers.