These little ones have a talent for keeping their parents on their toes and their hearts in their throats.
This 3-year-old drew a picture of her “imaginary mum” who visits her at night (?!?!?!?!), and this was her description
This kid’s smiley face scooter is NOT what you want to see in your dimly lit kitchen
Comedian Nash Flynn has this story, which would absolutely keep me up at night for years if it happened to me
This person’s little brother — age 4 — drew what he saw in his room last night. UMMMM
This is a fun note to find randomly on your bedroom dresser, right? Yeah
It’s official: Manicure Barbie is the scariest doll to find left in the middle of the room at night
This kid is honest with their feelings, at least
Nobody knows why this kid was playing with their Barbies this way, and I’m not sure anybody wants to know
This kid had a compliment to give, but gave it in the creepiest way
This kid drew a very fun and not-at-all nightmare-inducing drawing in class
This kid’s Halloween costume scared the ever-living crap out of pretty much everyone (good job, kid)
This is a collection of doll hands that two young sisters are keeping. Why? The parents have no idea
This kid had a loose tooth that was bleeding, so naturally, they left a “message” for their parents
This family had brand-new neighbors move in next door. Their kid decided to leave this “science experiment” on the new neighbors’ doorstep
This kid keeps leaving their dolls out and nearly giving their poor parents a heart attack when they switch on the lights at night
Here’s a two-fer
It’s the “again” that would have me packing up