Shoplifting, the act of obtaining items without paying, is akin to attempting a magic trick without any real magic.
It’s akin to performing a disappearing act, except your sound judgment is the only thing disappearing.
And we mustn’t overlook the concept of karma! Would you truly wish to be reincarnated as a rainbow-fearing unicorn in your next life? Thankfully, these amusing shoplifting signs aim to spare you from such an ill-fated destiny.