“I followed this bus for 4 blocks to wait for it to pull over to share this beautiful work of art.”
“Thou shalt use 24-point font.”
“Literally the most uncomfortable chair to ever exist, there are hundreds of jagged and pointy rocks.”
“Socks for squared feet”
“It’s not even angled or anything to guide the drainage. It just dribbles onto the floor.”
“This cup lid pinched my straw so hard that I couldn’t get any soda through it.”
“These chairs in the Statue of Liberty café”
“Try to drink coffee from this cup.”
“A bathroom stall in a D.C. bathroom”