Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
“Lost my wedding ring a month ago, bought a new one today. Also, today…”
“Company sent mismatched pieces of my new couch today. They don’t make the couch anymore.”
“Was practicing my frisbee golf drives and this happened.”
“Lightning struck a vent and traveled up into a toilet during a thunderstorm.”
“Why did my watch stop? Oh.”
“Our family photo taken with a disposable camera on July 4th, 2001 in Bishop, CA. We’ll never get a better Christmas card.”
“A bee flew toward the camera at the exact moment we took a picture.”
“Thought I ordered 5 bananas.”
“My drone got stuck up in a tree, then fell down and broke, but at least I got a cool picture.”
“I was less than half a mile away from home…”
“Someone stole my bike but left my helmet behind…”
“My mother took a hair cutting course 9 years ago. With just little practice, she confidently lured my brother in for a haircut.”
“Broke my leg by standing too fast and falling onto myself.”
“I’ll never kick a ball higher in my life.”
“I had the groomer try a new clip on my dog.”
“I was late to work due to an unscheduled parade.”
“My blinds melted in the sun.”
“My friend just sent me this pic from the cinema.”
“Heard a loud bang come from my living room.”
“Good. Now, I get to learn how garages work.”
“A bug got stuck to my freshly painted nails.”
“Asked my aunt to take my pic to look like I was holding up the world. She said it was perfect. I didn’t check until I got home.”
“The tattoo artist gave my spider 9 legs.”
“Forgot my headphones on the ground while the Roomba was running.”
“My buddy lives next door to a car dealership and forgot his parking brake.”
“There was a piece of sand on my glasses’ cleaning cloth.”
“Spilled bleach on my new black pants.”
“A pipe broke upstairs.”
“My little brother was trying to move today.”
“I tried my hand at gardening this year. Behold my bounteous harvest in its entirety.”
“My accidental sacrifice in the name of art. Goodbye, eyelashes.”
“My friend went to Disneyland wearing the wrong shirt.”
“I clogged the toilet and my mother-in-law digs up this plunger from the basement.”
“Someone had a sense of humor at work.”
“Trash I found in 25 square feet of my forest”
“The roof in my apartment collapsed due to rain, but the latex paint caught the drywall.”
“A circle of glass got knocked out of my window by a chip of concrete thrown from a circular saw cutting curbstone outside.”
“One of my kids lost my Parker pen and replaced it with this one.”
“I lost my leg last year. Today, I got a flamingo tattoo since we both stand on one leg.”
“Size 10 left in the sun in the car shrinks?”
“Asked my wife to keep the oven on low for the burgers. Puts it on low, broil, and forget to take the plastic cover off.”
“Newtons cradle that I spent 25 dollars on came out of the box tangled beyond belief.”
“Maple syrup spilling in my fridge.”
“Girlfriend was helping cut my hair , she was doing a fantastic job until I heard a gasp.”
“I asked a stranger to photograph my triumph. Here’s what I saw next”
“My whisk shattered into rust. A whole dozen eggs gone to waste.”
“I just bought the dang thing”
“Went camping with the buddies last weekend and found this surprise in my tire”
“My uncle put out his cigarette out on my hotdog i left unattended for 2 minutes. He thought i was done. That was the last hotdog too… :(”
“I put a hole in the wall because I passed out while blowing my nose”
“I flew nearly 5,000 miles to get drone shots of Ireland and forgot my charger.”
“Found an earwig in my loofa AFTER washing myself off in the shower..”
“Lightning struck close and fried PS5, 2 monitors and my PC”
“I‘m in suite 86…”
Source: brightside.me