“Well, someone is going to have a bad day.”
“Be careful when ordering your toilet paper.”
“I’ve been stuck at airports for 2 days. I thought I had it bad; then I came across this bear. I feel you, bro.”
“Homemade sushi, reality vs expectations”
“Our day at the safari park”
“Dinner mint fortune telling — not the way I wanted my morning to start.”
“Guess who washed their hands with toothpaste this morning?”
“This toilet paper is torture.”
“Late to work due to an unscheduled parade…”
“This was left in the public restroom at my wife’s job.”
“I had a mini heart attack when I looked up and saw this. The trampoline developed a hole. She thought it was hilarious.”
“While golfing, this squirrel/chipmunk thing stole an entire banana out of my golf cart.”
“Doubt anyone would notice this.”
“My breakfast burrito peed on me this morning. I still have 7 hours of work, and it would be a 50 mile round trip to go home and change.”
“Got laid off today with zero notice, found all my stuff already in a box when I got to work.”
“So for my bday, my brother ordered me a jacket that was supposed to be a size medium. When I got the jacket, it was way too big.”
“I tried parasailing for the first time, and my harness failed.”
’’I just wanted to make a smoothie.’’
“McDonald’s forgot to put a patty on my kid’s burger.”
“Found an earwig in my loofa AFTER washing myself off in the shower.”
“That’s my luggage, not on the plane.”
“How do I cut this person’s bike lock off my bike?”
“My fridge door fell off.”
“My mirror tried to kill me.”
“My kid slapped my glasses directly into my eyeball.”
“My bedroom ceiling collapsed.”
“Fell asleep waiting for a Door Dash order.”
“Someone stole everything that can be taken off my bikes without tools.”
“The size of the pill given to me for strep throat. I can barely swallow water so this horse pill is what they gave me. Had to grind it up and put it in jello for now.”
“Just normal milk shattered a glass perfectly in two and exploded the milk across the kitchen. (The glass wasn’t moved after; it’s that far apart from the force alone.)”
“I dropped my deep fat fryer on my wooden floor.. there is no god.”
“Got back to my scooter, some random person locked me in.”
“I lost my phone on a festival, a few hours later I found it burning next to the campfire”
“When you live in Svalbard, Norway and forgot to close the window to the home office”
“Toddler learned how to use the microwave”
“Had a leak develop in our laboratory this morning. Nobody was on campus to catch it so there was 4 inches of standing water and countless ruined pieces of equipment.”
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