“I have no idea how I lost a tire square.”
“The person whose protein shake erupted with absolutely incredible force:”
“Drove off with the pump still in my car today. Went in and told the staff. “Most people drive away will take you information down”. 450$ later”
“Was awoken at 4:30 in the morning by some ruckus in the kitchen and found that the cats had reorganized our snack cabinet.”
“Waited 2 hours for this… Pizza or Breadbowl? Thanks Dominos”
“My toddler found my cintiq pen and COMPLETELY took it apart.”
“Girlfriend just left me, alternator sized a day later, then mechanic backs up into a tow truck right when repair was finished.”
“100% will rip open a bag like a damn raccoon and then notice it’s resealable..”
“My dog ate my apple pencil…”
“McDonald’s new burger I paid two extra dollars for this”
“Was at a stoplight at an underpass and suddenly my back window shattered. There goes my kids Christmas money.”
’’Every morning, I wake up cold. Every morning, my cat’s hogging the furnace vent.’’
’’My laptop was run over by an airport baggage cart.’’
’’The pictures on the booking website never showed the toilet and the bed in the same picture.’’
’’I was walking to work in my brand-new shoes when suddenly a piece of ice broke and sucked my leg knee-deep into a fowl-smelling pit of mud.’’
’’I carved a pumpkin for the first time in my life.’’
’’New toilet paper roll bounced elegantly into the toilet.’’
’’My 8-year-old remembered to take the foil flavor packet out! She forgot to add water…’’
’’I was cleaning my glasses and then…’’
’’A watermelon that was just bought yesterday exploded and spewed putrid-smelling juices all over the counter and floor.’’
’’I wore a water-resistant watch into the shower…’’
’’My mom borrowed my gaming mouse because she lost hers. This is how she returned it.’’
“Drove 3 hours to go to the Grand Canyon.”
“Lost my keys. Drove my husband’s car to work. Mistake.”
“Looks like someone put too much soap in the washing machine.”
“Did the dishes before leaving the house. Didn’t listen to my mom when she said, ’just buy more dishwasher pods, and don’t use dish soap when you’re in a pinch.’”
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