50 Nightmare Tech Calls Scarier Than a Midnight Power Surge

These 50 tech support scares could make even the bravest computer whiz sleep with the lights on!

Ticket: “The Switch Is Noisy And Reboots All The Time, Cannot Diagnose.”

“Queens, NY Is Not Somewhere I’d Like To Be A Phone Tech”

“I Think It Needs A Little Bit More Solder”

“High School Chromebook”

“Grandma-Proofed Remotes”

“I Found This Spicy Pillow At A Vet Clinic. Surface Pro 4, About 7 Years Old”

“The Network Is Down”

“Nothing Like A Little Game Of Chicken When You Need To Plug In Your Ethernet Cable”

“Its Still Running!!”

“The Coax Cable Is Broken? No Problem My Dear, Just Raise The Router With Lunchboxes And Use A Needle (It Actually Works!)”

“Celebrate 25 Years With An Imac Graveyard”

“User States “PC Runs Like Crap””

“Why Won’t My WiFi Work?”

“Mac Bench”

“Friend Asked If I Can Recover Her Photos”

“Cheap Solar Powered Portable Charger Took In A Little To Much Sun Light”

“Colleague Came Down To It Complaining Their Company Phone Wasn’t Charging Fast Enough”

“I Was On Vacation And The Restaurant Was Complaining Why Their Wi-Fi Wasn’t Working. I Wonder Why”

“Spicy Pillow Becomes A Hot Pocket. Causes Evacuation”

“User Left Their MacBook In The Fridge Overnight Because It Was Overheating”

“Ticket Says “I Think The Projector Just Had A Heart Attack””

“I Was Wondering Why My Internet Was So Slow. Now I’m Wondering Why It Worked At All”

“When You Aren’t Confident Enough To Do A Bga Soldering”

“I Had To Install A Gpu From 2012 In A 2018 Cyberpower PC And I Lost Screws So I Had To Improvise”

Me: “Has Your Phone Had Any Contact With Water?” Customer: “Not That I Know Of…”

“Disk Drive”

“I Got A Gpu On Ebay From St. Petersburg, Russia Before The War Started And It Obviously Was Harvested From A Highly Secure (Ts?) Workstation”

“Can’t Tell If The Kids Wanted To Watch Dora Or Play Dark Souls”

“My Friend Wanted To See The Inside Of His Phone”

“Is This An Acceptable Bend Radius?”

“Dell Engineer “Fixed” My Desktop”

“The Most Disgusting Still-In-Use Charger I’ve Ever Seen”

“Yes, That Is Fiber. Yes, They’re “Finished””

“Costumer Came In Today Almost In Tears Asking Us If We Can Recover Her 5+years Of Work Data”

“My Mil Was Due To Catch A Flight At 6.00am But She “Doesn’t Trust Technology” So She Tried To Photocopy Her Digital Boarding Pass Off Her Phone. The Tech Support Question Was “What’s Wrong With The Photocopier””

“PC From A Pool Supplies Store”

“Customer Dropped His Camera In Salt Water, Rice It”

“If My Mental Health Was An Ethernet Cable”

“My Motherboard Died”

“Parents Had Flakey Internet And Had To Keep Restarting Equipment In Order So My Dad Built This Contraption To Start Them Up With Timers In Order”

“Being A Alarm Engineer This Just Brings Pain”

“This Was Brought To Us With The Words “This One Broke, We Need A New One.””

“This Image Used By A Musicstore As A Form Of Ad”

“The Network Is Down”

“I Need The Data Recovered From This! Cost Is No Issue!”

“Ladies, Gents, All Of The Above? None Of The Above! I Present: My Office’s Ftp Server”

“I Thought I Had Seen It All”

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