“We ordered toothbrushes on eBay from China but received eye masks instead. I will use them wisely.”
“Just an ordinary AirPods case.”
“The bench in this 24-hour laundry is a giant clothespin.”
“The text on this bottle is becoming alphabet soup.”
“Eating $ and pooping cents. Coin machine or the economy?”
“This mascot that’s meant to be a mascot of dentistry where I live”
“Found this gem while exploring an antique store with my parents.”
“An Oregon Trail-themed bedroom”
“How my girlfriend slices onions”
“My fortune cookie had 2 fortunes in it.”
“When you left the husband to take care of the rabbit”
“I used to be a postman and once found a sealed pack of bacon inside the postbox.”