“Accidentally left the garage open for 1 hour. They’re everywhere.”
“Just got off work, tripped on the way in the door.”
“I think my plate was telling me that I’m 35 and don’t need Totinos pizza.”
“Made two of these bad boys, was basically finished with the first before I realized I was eating mold.”
“Our washer decided to become a smoke machine.”
“My 2yo GE oven exploded an hour after I turned it off.”
“Broke my finger at work, got fired after the drug test. All at the end of a 12 hour night shift.”
“My Little Brother Was Trying To Move Today… Geez.”
“Trying to finish up a last minute job. Don’t forget to latch your screw boxes people.”
“Used ramps to change oil for the first time… while backing up, the ramps slid/shot out and hit the 5qt used oil container and painted my garage a new color.”
“Broke my leg by standing too fast and falling onto myself.”
“The stairs on my daily commute pedestrian bridge were removed without warning..”
“First overseas flight in 9 years! Paid extra for a window seat so I can see everything.”
“Brand New $1300 set of golf clubs I bought as a birthday present to myself. On my very first swing (club head is somewhere in the pond)”
“Honey, have you seen my other AirPod?”
“Halfway into the pizza, noticed there’s a huge footprint inside the pizza box.”
“Sold my iPad in public space at night in Minnesotan -10F temperature, turned out it’s fake.”
“$400 window replacement to steal a pair of $20 headphones I found at goodwill…”
“Bought a PS5 for my son’s birthday. Someone at UPS swapped it out with a rock”
“This is my view from the bathroom floor, looking at the hole in the ceiling I just fell through.”
“What the hell is even the point of a note like this!”
“Someone hit my car and painted it with house paint.”
“Bought Fried Chicken at airport then as I was boarding, the bag ripped from bottom side and the box landed upright at first but ripped in the same manner when I picked it up”
“Note to self: lift UP when separating yogurts.”
“We were craving for watermelons and as soon as the knife touched it, it burst.”
“Heard a loud ass bang come from my living room..”
“Was Excited to get my new Dishwasher Installed Until I Found What was Behind the old one.”
“Broke my GLASS chair-mat.”
“The bathroom ceiling at my work that nobody can fix till Tuesday.”
“Booked a cheap hotel in Lisbon with a friend. The pictures on the booking website never showed the toilet and the bed in the same picture. I pray my friend doesn’t have to sh#t tonight.”
“Found this in my McChicken today after taking multiple bites. There were more wriggling inside the chicken patty.”
“90 degrees and 90% humidity in a town in Mexico we are visiting. And the vacation rental has no AC. Crayons melted in the shade.”
“This guy used a grinder near his long beard, annnd…”
“Opened the wrong side of the pepper.”
“Finally decided to use my bbq, only to find out its home to a squirrel now.”
“Arrived to my bathroom to find a friend doing some exploration”
“I’m feeling all around awful and have one of the worst sore throats of my life and the doctor prescribed these pills”
“Fly just dumped maggots on my burger right before I grabbed it from the bag”
“Late to work due to an unscheduled parade”
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