Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
“Just trying to ride a bike near a nesting magpie…”
“My school’s ’mashed’ potatoes”
“Left my car sitting at work for a little over a month. Went to go pick it up today and the interior is covered in mold.”
“When the handle bar is too much to handle”
“My microwave caught on fire today.”
“My $15 falafel wrap with cauliflower”
“Finally got my license, it came expired! Thanks, New York!”
“Grilled cheese from an airport deli”
“Been waiting 4 months for the potatoes to grow.”
“Took my favorite shirt to the dry cleaners before my boss’s wedding tomorrow. Time to go shopping, I guess.”
“I guess his 20 toys weren’t as fun to chew on…”
“What my college deems acceptable for a $9.50 pizza”
“Broke the key to the tablet cart off in the lock on my first day as supervisor.”
“This is how my morning started.”
“It happened right as I finished making everything, and I was so hungry.”
“The escalator took a bite out of my shoe.”
“Hiked all 5,200 feet of Half Dome for these stunning views.”
“An easy way to make your room smell like 100 perfume stores”
“Ate half of my chicken burger before realizing it was raw.”
“I was going to make lasagna for dinner.”
“A truck ran into my car while I was at work. They didn’t leave a note. No cameras anywhere.”
“Opened the pack of ham the wrong way.”
“I wanted to eat lunch at my desk. It was scorching hot so I also burned both my hands and scattered it all across the room.”
“Someone parked their car with the sunroof open and a pipe burst right above them.”
“Bought the black popcorn snack and it jammed at the top so I bought the chips above it to knock it down and got this.”
“Was topping off the cat food container and dropped the bin.”
“Too close for comfort…a runaway truck hit my house.”
“I’m glad I paid for the deluxe room upgrade in this 4-star hotel. And yes, my back is to the wall.”
“I forgot the potatoes were in the cupboard.”
“I bought ONE item, and CVS printed this behemoth.”
“The microwave door blew up.”
“Wasted a day looking for my pencil.”
“Trying to enjoy my shower at this Airbnb.”
“A truck carrying a tank of white paint dropped it on the road.”
“Husband tried to apologize for some stuff by making me a candlelit bath…The glass container was um…a little too spicy for the plastic bathtub.”
“Imagine chilling in your garden and then…a truck hits your house.”
“Wife tried to clean my cast iron. How much alimony should I get?”
“A gallon of chocolate milk doesn’t seem like much until you have to clean it off the floor.”
“I washed a blanket with my clothes and it basically disintegrated.”
“A glass just fell and shattered inside a fresh bowl of rice.”
“The dog just destroyed some $250 Air Pods.”
“At least the room smells good.”
“So… My brother pulled a ‘prank’ and did this… We don’t have a key.”
“Tip of the day: If you are going to dye your hair, make sure the glove isn’t torn.”
“My first drive in a car I just bought.”
