“We Have An Albino Squirrel In Our Backyard. I’ve Been Stalking Him For His Photo. Finally Got One. Isn’t He Beautiful!”
“Okay… So Maybe I Need More Practice Photographing Birds”
“Caught This Guy Raiding The Bird Feeder At Night. Not Sure Why He Felt The Need To Cover His Private Parts”
“Is He.. Giving Me The.. Bird?!”
“Hi How Are Ya, Hi How Are Ya, Hi How Are Ya?”
“Behold. The Best Fish Picture I’ve Ever Taken”
“Took A Photo Of This Lazy Fella A Few Years Ago”
“It Was Fast Not My Fault”
“I Was Trying To Take A Sweet Photo Of A Sparrow Having A Bath. I Appear To Have Taken A Photo Of Two Sparrows Committing A Murder”
“Check Out The Excellent Welds On This Steel Fencing”
“Mr. Grumpy Stepped Into The Frame Uninvited When I Was Just Trying To Get A Nice Photo Of The River In Porto, Portu-Gull”
“I Saw A Snowy Owl Today… I’d Say He Was Camouflaged Very Well”
“I Was Trying To Take A Picture Of This Juvenile Seagull And This Sleepy Pigeon Waddled In And Stole The Show”
“Someone Had A Big Night! This Is A Wild Komodo Dragon. Safe To Say We Used A Different Bathroom”
“Every Move You Make Every Step You Take Owl Be Watching You”
“Sigh. This Is My Bathroom Ceiling, That Is A Brush Tailed Possum Foot”
“Took This After Getting Out Of My Car To Go In A Store”
“So I Helped A Raccoon That Was Unable To Get Up The Slippery River Bank And Was Stuck In The Water. I Was Repaid With Him Shaking The Water Off Of Himself All Over Me”
“Not [Bad] Photo… But I [Pooped] My Pants… Back Away Slowly”
“That Moment When You Realize You’re Gonna Need A Bigger Bird Feeder”
“The Ermine In The Lovely Minnesota Snow. Nailed The Exposure On This One”
“Here Is The Pic I Happened To Snap Once Of A Capybara Getting Snipped By A Goose. I Couldn’t Believe It When I Saw What I Captured”
“You Are Considered Lucky To See One Cape Clawlless Otter. Two Together At The Same Time Is Even More Unusual. Not Sure What It Means When Eight Demonic Ones Come And Visit You Out Of The Darkness”
“I Thought You Might Like To Look At My Beaver”
“Any Ornithologists Out There To Identify This Bird?”
“I Was Doing Some Yard Work When I Saw A Roadrunner Running Around On My Roof. I Grabbed My Phone To Take A Shot, But It Jumped Off Just As I Snapped”
“I Feed The Critters. The Yard Is Overrun. It Makes My Boyfriend Crazy. Today, While At Work, I Receive This Photo. Apparently They’re Checking To See What Time I’ll Be Home”
“Excuse Me, But Could I Borrow A Cup Of Sugar?”
“When You Try To Feed Bambies Some Cabbage, But You Have Poor Aim”
“Oh Look, Honey.. There’s A Sweet Little Chipmunk In The Bird House… *quickly Grabs Camera*”
“Landed On The Sun Roof… Not The Most Flattering Angle”
“Behold – A Green Tree Frog In All Its Glory Exiting Our Spa”
“I Said I Don’t Want My Picture Taken”
“On The Way To Work Today I Looked At My Dashboard With My Toy Dinosaurs On It, And I Thought, I Don’t Remember Buying A Lizard”
“Got Yelled At Today”
“My Dog Wouldn’t Stop Barking So I Flipped On The Porch Light”
“42 Soon As I Zoomed In It Screamed, Took A S@#t And Flew Off”
“Northern Cardinals Apparently Survive On A Steady Diet Of Tennis Balls”
“This Little Guys Bum Is Literally Calling His Food To Him”
“Derek Put The Seagull Down”
“It Was A Few Years Back In Brisbane, Australia. He/She Got So Excited By The Selfie That Jumped Onto The Phone And I Dropped It. For A Second I Thought I’d Never Get It Back”
“This Great Horned Owl Doesn’t Believe A Word You Say”
“What Do You Think This Guy Wants To Tell Me? Guess I’ll Never Know. Since He Wasn’t Paying Rent I Evicted Him!”
“Indignant Bluebird Staring In From The Window Feeder”
“My Husband Has Wings”