“The way this horse’s fur flattens when I pet her”
’’This hair tie stuck in my shoe tread’’
’’My spice rack fell… I present to you a glorious turmeric display.’’
’’I went to open the cabinet and it slid the ring right off my finger.’’
’’My friend let her chickens loose on a watermelon. They picked it clean.’’
’’It’s like this ramen was perfectly made for this pot.’’
’’I accidentally dropped my can of tuna in the sink today.’’
Source: brightside.me