Buckle up for a rollercoaster of humor, mishaps, and resilience, because sometimes, the best way to deal with life’s curveballs is to laugh along the way!
“Someone tried to steal my car.”
“Splurged on a nice bottle of balsamic vinegar with a woody note.. it broke before i could taste it”
“Don’t ask me how pepper spray got onto the kitchen cabinets.”
“Guess I have to use all of it in my soup! Never happened before.”
“Asked my 8 year old to put the eggs back in the fridge after breakfast this morning .”
“I paid $97 for this textbook and it’s just a stack of paper. it’s not even bound”
“So the landlord decided to lay concrete in front of my door without notice yesterday morning…”
“Every single avocado (except 1) from the market pack I bought 2 days ago”
“Donating blood today, used the bathroom and this happened.”
“Well, I guess I know how I’m spending the next few hours.”
“At least the cats enjoyed their brief all-you-can-eat buffet.”
“Dog decided to bust through my bedroom door like the Kool-Aid man while I was at work.”
“When I remove the wrapper from the lollipop, I don’t think it wants me to.”
“Went to grab pretzels and came back to almost drinking this without noticing.”
“When this happens, it means I overcooked the pizza.”
“I opened the bag, and this is what I got.”
“My dad’s hair froze after hiking up a mountain in his t-shirt.”
“My coworker “locked” me in the Porta Potty and then went to lunch”
“My favorite pot exploded while warming up.”
“Ive been stuck in traffic for seven hours on I84 westbound. No option to turn around.”
“The landlord refloored the lobby in front of my wife’s restaurant and now she can’t open the front door.”
“i was carrying a bag of sheetrock outside to the garage when it ripped just before it got outside.”
“Tire went flat. No problem. Except the socket decided to go pear shaped.”
“Hey, it’s been a while since I’ve had a nice donut. I’m gonna treat mys-“
Source: www.buzzfeed.com