“Found In My Local Marketplace”
“Amethyst Sink”
“All Hail The Glow Cloud”
“Radiator With A Bread Warmer”
“These Wine Bottles/ Decanters/ Glasses Look Really Cool, But Cleaning Them? Hell No! I’d Probably Used Them Once And Then Threw Them Into A Fireplace Or Something”
“Dollhouse PC”
“Broken Ankle Bathtubs, Fantastic”
“Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)”
“They’re Gorgeous And I Want One, But They Must Be Such Dust Catcher”
“I Love The Idea Of A Volcano Egg Cup As Much As The Next One, But You Will *never* Get All The Gross Crusty Egg Yolk Out Of All Those Crevices”
“This Would Be A Pain In The Butt To Clean, But 11/10 Would Buy Anyway”
“That Is The Car Of Someone Who Has Given Up, That Thing Does Not Get Cleaned”
“1970s Was Such A Cursed Period For Interior Decorating”
“Stunning Fireplace”
“I Would Have A Very Bad Time Checking If My Nails Are Clean Or Not”
“A Gift For The Coffee Lover You Also Hate”
“Those Crevices In The… Whatever That Is”
“It’s All Beaded”
“My New 1.5l Snorlax Mug That I Got From Zing. Didn’t Realise It’s Mouth Was A Big Hole”
“This Is What Happened In Jumanji”
“I Got One Of These For My Daughter. The Hot Liquid Needs To Go Through The Hole Into The Space Between The Outer And Inner Walls Of The Mug. I Have Tiny Bendy Brushes And It’s Still A Nightmare”