“First Day Back At School Took Its Toll On This Little Girl”
“A Touching Moment Between A Scottish Piper And A Traditional African Drummer As They Play Together In Edinburgh. It Was A Beautiful Display Of Humanity But Unfortunately It Sounded Like A Cat Being Kicked Down A Flight Of Wooden Stairs”
“Is This The Most British Photo Ever?”
“Its Content Like This That I Tune Into Bbc Breakfast For”
“Gran Never Lets Me Have KFC”
“To Whoever Told Me To Leave My Car At The Pub And Take The Bus Home; Turns Out I Was In No Fit State To Drive That Either”
“My Hometown Really Wanted To Put Up A Historical Plaque But Struggled To Find A Noteworthy Event To Celebrate.”
“Shoutout To Tony Having His Birthday At Legoland Windsor”
““Where’s The Pride Flag?” “Who Knows, Just Whack Out The Twister Mat””
“One Of The Benefits Of Speaking Welsh Is You Can Walk Faster Than Those Who Can’t”
“Godspeed To My Local, Fags And Mags, Who Has Had The Name For Over 20 Years. Never Change!”
“My Spanish Mate Has A Paella Pan. Asked To Borrow It And Put It To Good Use Yesterday”