Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
“The steel cap fell out of my boot and I’m too broke for a new pair.”
“I just received my new swimsuit from an online store. No returns accepted.”
“As they say: a clean car will find dirt faster than a pig will find truffles.”
“Found some mold inside my sealed can of mushrooms.”
“The burger I ordered (and couldn’t eat) from a highly rated dive joint”
“My tree at 7 p.m. vs my tree at 7 a.m.”
“I spilled my cable clips. There are 6 different sizes of each color.”
“Three year old + my wife’s Switch + a glue stick.”
“Can’t even have some ice cream these days”
“Well that’s one way to start the morning. Toaster burnt down.”
“In the emergency room for a kidney stone for the second time in my life. I’m only seventeen.”
“When you’re enjoying a bite to eat and end up frantically googling about cordyceps.”
“I wanted to get the wrinkles out of my jacket, but I left a bar of dark chocolate in the pocket.”
“Do you want to see what God did to me today.”
“Hired a local contractor to fix a leak under my kitchen sink a few years ago. I never inspected his work. Installing a dishwasher today and this is how he repaired it.”
“My birthday gift puzzle is missing 19 pieces out of the box.”
“My wife thinks this coffee is ground properly.”
“My roommate made eggs in all these pans instead of just washing one pan. Someone save me from this nightmare!”
“The narrow drawers in the kitchen at the new apartment ain’t that deep bro.”
“Trying to peel the peanut butter seal”
“I ordered this ’ottoman’ for my wife. Should have double-checked the dimensions.”
“Just got home from the bakery… was so looking forward to this almond and custard cronut.”
“I was awakened to the sound of my yet unsecured basin crashing onto my newly tiled floor.”
“My wedding ring broke apart while I was washing my hands. Tungsten Carbide — to be or not to be.”
“They said it was delivered 2 weeks ago. Couldn’t find it, then the snow finally melted a bit. (1/2 mile away from my home)”
“There’s nothing worse than losing an earring the size of a fingernail.”
“My younger brother did me dirty.”
“A 4-year-old put cupcakes in my dress shoes.”
“Anyone else has a baby beaver? My solution to his crib biting!”
“This extra-value-sized soap bottle doesn’t let you reach the extra value.”
“Now I know that you should clean ice chunks off the top of your car, or you’ll end up like this.”
“My wedding tux pants ripped 45 minutes before the ceremony.”
“A repair man ’fixed’ the leaking problem and gave us the go-ahead to use the oven.”
“My car was parked at my in-laws’ for a few months, found this in the trunk.”
“My cat threw a perfume bottle on my toilet and broke the lid.”
“I pre-cooked a meal for 3 nights, let it cool, and then found these eggs before storing it.”
“I sobbed pretty loudly in the shower.”
“Does anyone know whose idea it was to use stickers on goods that will never come off?”
“A brand new tire got a brand new piercing.”
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