Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
“This guy is buying up a ton of VR systems to re-sell at a higher price.”
“The Courier ruined my degree.”
“Sent a huge paint can flying in my car yesterday when I had to brake suddenly. This was not how my day was supposed to go.”
“Someone ripped the Subaru emblem off the front of my car.”
“Tightened my ovens handle a bit too tight. Friendly reminder that hand tight can be tight enough sometimes.”
“Just chilling on the bed less than an hour after checking into my room, and I hear the almightiest noise in the bathroom.”
“So much for changing the battery.”
“Lil smokees anyone? With a side of spider…”
“Upgraded my room for an extra $30 per night to get the fallsview. Look at this morning view.”
“My BBQ food truck burned down last month.”
’’How does this even happen.’’
’’Even though I’m not the janitor, I was annoyed. Your tushy is not that special that you need a whole roll of toilet paper just to sit down.’’
’’My car, whenever it rains hard..’’
’’I’m so glad my power and internet lines could stop this tree from falling and hurting itself.’’
’’This was how my entire 4 hour flight went today. I am a 5’8″ female.’’
’’At a wedding, I found a good seat with a good view.’’
“Minutes before, this woman sat in front of me without caring that her fan blocked everyone’s view behind her.”
’’I have a rehearsal and a presentation to give today and didn’t pack my spares.’’
’’The medicine cabinet is above our stove and my wife dropped a bottle of cough medicine on it.’’
’’My dress shoe split during the middle of a band concert.’’
’’Not what you want to see right after finishing your meal.’’
’’The view from 30,000 feet! This seat was a $40 upcharge.’’
’’Used a little too much force in blowing out these candles.’’
’’We had our first snow last night. Apparently the tree decided to drop all its leaves on my car.’’
’’Like a bad friend: runs away when you need it most.’’
’’I was stirring pancake batter, and my whisk broke off and got rust in my batter.’’
“Got my license in the mail today.”
“I was sitting on the lid of my toilet waiting for my bath to fill, scrolling on my phone when the lid shattered and I threw my phone in the bath.”
“Lent a car to my brother for the day, and as a thank you, he filled up my car with the wrong fuel.”
“I turned on my defrost this morning and came back 10 minutes later to find this.”
“I did an air mold test in my apartment.”
“Went to use the bathroom at a friend’s house — nearly had a heart attack.”
“My job makes us food before each shift. Meet the zucchini hot dog.”
“I asked my wife to tidy up my neck with the clippers. Yes, we are still married.”
“I dropped my phone and now all my photos are blue-ish.”
“What they call a ’cheese’ burger”
“I dropped the tuna can in the sink.”
“Must have dropped my keys after I locked my car. I came back to this.”
“In a boot with a broken foot on day 7 of 24 of my dream tour of the UK”
“This one escaped her pen last night and found my AirPod pros. Can’t be mad at that face though..”
