“My Wife Bought This $9 Christmas Ornament”
“Just Wanted To End Christmas With A Nice Hot Shower”
“Heating Emergency During Christmas. But Not The Kind You Think Of”
“So This Just Happened. Now We Have To Find Take Out At 7 Pm On Christmas Eve”
“Christmas Present From My Very Karen Grandma To My African American Wife”
“Pants I Got For Christmas Came With The Security Tag”
“We Have Been Putting This Little Chewbacca In The Christmas Tree For Ages And I Never Really Knew Why… I Just Found Out My Mom Thinks He Is A Gingerbread Man”
“Caught This Chonker Stealing A Christmas Tree From A Neighbors’ Yard”
“My View For The Past 8 Hours And The Next 23. I Won’t Be Seeing My Family This Christmas”
“31 hours straight, I took this shift cause I’m the only one with no kids from our company. I wanted my coworkers to spend the holidays with their kids, so I took the shift no one wanted.”
“I Sat There, Staring, Wondering Why My Religious Mother-In-Law Had A Severed Toe Christmas Tree Ornament. Upon Closer Inspection”
“Christmas Morning – Doggo Rips Out Santa’s Innards Then Falls Asleep On His Limp Corpse. No Remorse”
“Merry Christmas Everyone! Out Of All Days, My Kidneys Decided To Stop Working Now”
“Just Used A Bath Bomb I Got For Christmas And Now The Bath Looks Like Urine”
“I Finished The Christmas Present For My Boyfriend When He Broke Up With Me Unexpectedly”
“Someone Broke Into My Van Last Night And Stole All My Christmas Presents For My Family”
“I’m A Financially Struggling Terminal Cancer Patient And This Is What My Mother-In-Law Got Us For Christmas”
“The note says: “A donation of $100 has been made in your name to Nature Conservancy Canada”.”
“Merry Christmas Mom. I Know It’s A Couple Of Weeks Early But I Thought I’d Help You Open Some Gifts”
“It Looked Straight On The Hill It Grew On”
“I Work At Target And Had To Work Christmas Eve. I Was Told By Our HR Person That There Would Be A Nacho Bar In The Break Room. You Can Imagine My Disappointment”
“Our Kitty Broke Her Leg And Had To Have Surgery Right Before The Holidays”
“Poor Guy At Work Invited Everyone To His Christmas Party”
“I Made This For My Grandma, Just For It To Slip Out Of My Hands On Christmas”
“Not All Christmas Cookie Projects Work Out. Exhibit One, Reindeer”
“My Aunt “Adopted” An Elephant For Me As A Christmas Present And Her Last Known Location Was Recorded In August. I Can Only Imagine What Happened”
“My Knee Went Septic On Christmas Eve, Merry Christmas Everyone”
“My Sister Spent Her Own Money For A New TV For My Dad On Christmas Opened It And Turned It On And We See This”
“Sainsbury’s Christmas Tree Picture vs. Reality”
“Just When We Had Saved Up Enough For Our Kids’ Christmas”
“Opened The Mailbox Expecting Christmas Cards And Instead Got My Ambulance Bill From An Auto Accident In July. Merry Christmas”
“I Am Dre, Aiming Of A White Christmas”
“My Dog Chewed Through The Gift Card I Just Received On Christmas”
“The Christmas Cakes Just Arrived… A Little Late, Thanks Post Office”
“My Gram Sent A Card With $200 For Christmas. It Finally Came Today Like This”
“Christmas Seems To Be Taking A Long Time To Come This Year”
“My Initials Are DT, Husband’s Is FT. My Poor, Sweet Dad Gave Us This Stationary For Christmas”
“Going For An Oil Change. Shop Drops My Truck Into Their Bay. Merry Christmas Everyone”
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