Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
Elevate your home with 39 items that strike the perfect balance between silliness and practicality, all conveniently found on Amazon.
A cloud-shaped utility knife you *need* in your life if you’re a person who gets a lot of packages — this will save you a whole lot of time and effort (and DESPAIR over your ruined nails) with quick, easy cuts.
A “Scrambled Bus” egg holder for when you want breakfast on the ~eggspress~ line and need access to ’em as quickly and adorably as possible.
A Michael Scott/Prison Mike reversible dishwasher magnet so you always know whether the dishes in there are clean and need to be put away, or whether they’re dirty and here to SCARE YOU STRAIGHT.
A set of cat and mouse hooks you can easily install with the stick-on adhesive for a downright lawlessly adorable option for stashing lightweight items like keys, tote bags, and scarves at the door.
A dimmable sad duck nightlight because sometimes you just have to look at this emotionally deflated creature on your desk and be like, “Welp. At least I’m doing better than that little dude.” Reviewers love this for late night studying or reading without a harsh overhead light!
A set of vinyl coasters to give your coffee table a delightfully retro nostalgic touch *and* protect it from the perils of condensation.
A decorative ceramic lips holder for your jewelry or makeup to add a little retro pop to your vanity or entryway table that is most definitely Red-era Taylor Swift-approved.
A Buddy the dog spoon and spatula holder, aka the goodest! boy!!!!! in your kitchen. This heat-resistant pupperoonie will latch to your pots and pans to make an instant spoon rest (or prop open a hot lid to vent while cooking!). Paw-sitively DELIGHTFUL.
A cloud-shaped magnetic key holder for an absurdly cute storage option for keys that will prettttyyy much guarantee you never lose them again.
A “Gracula” garlic crusher, because you know what? If a 108-year-old vampire lurking moodily in the trees in the Pacific Northwest isn’t going to fall in love with you and grant you immortality, one might as well make your life in the kitchen a little easier.
A mildly alarming if not adorable flexible flower vase that will fascinate guests when they can bend its limbs and hang it from any fixture they choose. That says if this thing *does* come to life in the middle of the night and starts singing and dancing all over your room, well. That’s on you for buying whatever the heck this is.
A pair of microfiber mop slippers to take the frustration out of cleaning up small spills and messes on days when you’ve already had it up to HERE and a half. These are handy, effective, and are so fun to bust out that you’ll be laugh-crying over spilled milk.
A glass milk carton reviewers *love* for frothing — not only is it the perfect size, but the container is shaped in a way that stops milk and cream from spilling over the sides. Because yes, there’s no use crying over spilled milk, but crying over spilled FROTHED milk?? Valid.
A light up rain cloud essential oil diffuser that looks like it was pulled out of your dizziest daydreams. Reviewers especially love how soothing the color changes and sounds of the water flow are. (And that both are fully adjustable!)
A light up rain cloud essential oil diffuser that looks like it was pulled out of your dizziest daydreams. Reviewers especially love how soothing the color changes and sounds of the water flow are. (And that both are fully adjustable!)
A cherry toilet brush because yes, we apparently live in a day and age where a guest can emerge from your bathroom and full bodily say to you, “Oh my god, where did you get that adorable toilet brush??”
A bicycle-shaped pizza cutter with *two* blades so you can do a ~wheely~ thorough job dividing up your slices (sorry).
A retro-style pixel art game Bluetooth speaker so beloved by reviewers that a ton of them are gifting it to loved ones. It serves not just a speaker, but as a tiny canvas to make your own pixel art, a game console, an alarm clock, and even a white noise machine. Oh — and any designs you make on the pixel art screen can dance along to the music you play!
A “Shower Cat” for anyone who sheds enough in the shower that they could, in fact, costume an entire production of Cats. This gizmo attaches to the shower wall as a handy place to stash loose hair and toss it later so it won’t wrap around the drain and cause you a headache later (also not unlike a production of Cats).
A small duck-themed salad bowl so there’s no such thing as a Sad Lunch Desk Salad ever again — now at least you have *one* coworker who will always quack you up mid-meal.
A pickle wine stopper perfect for anyone who is both a wine-o AND a brine-o, letting you preserve your favorite pinots in ~style~.
A “Hell Done” digital thermometer so you can keep track of your meats to know if they’re rare, medium, well-done, or positively ~sinful~. This features a clear and easy-to-read digital display, plus the ability to tell people you literally went to hell and back to cook this meal!!!
A cleverly-designed banana slicer that yes, a lot of reviewers bought as a joke, except it became so handy that the joke was on them — this gives you quick, perfectly portioned banana slices, making it easier to incorporate them in cereal, oatmeal, PB and banana sandwiches, and other Pinterest-worthy breakfasts.
A bunch of teensy macaron boxes for a delightful upgrade to many things in your life, whether it’s storing pills or trinkets or just staring at them looking all fancy and French on your bedside table.
A Cherry Chomper whose favorite hobby is gobbling up cherry and olive pits so you can eat them pit-free and live your most delicious life. Parents especially love this so kids can safely de-pit their own snacks!
A cow-themed cheese holder that is, in fact, a Big Moooooooood. Not only is this an adorable and handy way to store your cheese slices, but tons of parents say it’s been a real hit with the kiddos!
A succulent toothpick/cotton swab holder for the convenience, yes, but more importantly the aesthetic, which is “cottagecorganization.”
A “Pasta Monster” spoon and fork set you can use to serve both pasta and salad, and also as inspiration for your new stage name. (“Salad Gremlin” was already taken.)
A delightfully absorbent egg-shaped bath mat that will ~crack~ you up every morning, even on the days you wake up feeling like a rotten egg.
A skull-shaped olive oil dispenser just to remind everyone that your cooking is to ~die~ for.
A egg yolk separator that is basically what would happen if a fish alien abducted a yolk (sorry for whatever bizarre fan fiction AU that might have inspired). Essentially, this makes baking and cooking with eggs a WHOLE lot more foolproof, and helps prevent food waste.
A set of succulent fridge magnets because sometimes the plant parent urge can’t be satisfied by living plants alone, and you have to go the extra mile to cozy up your space and fill the succulent-shaped hole in your heart.
An adorable little puppy doorstop that is just so! excited! that you’re home!!! the same way your actual doggo is when you walk through the door. Good luck handling all this free serotonin.
