Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
“I went to a new barber. And got this. I didn’t say anything, and even tipped her.”
“The start of my weight loss journey”
“I faceplanted onto asphalt yesterday. This is literally my nightmare.”
“It got so hot in my apartment last night, my butter melted.”
“I’ve just hung my new TV set on the wall and turned it on. Cool.”
“I got home really late, and finally got the motivation to make dinner. While putting the dressing away, my big cat came bulldozing through.”
“The first 5 minutes of my first ride of the season”
“On my first day off after working 14 days straight, the power company is doing a planned outage.”
“My puppy chewed up my hand carved coffee table I had shipped from Japan.”
“I ordered a Ben 10 action figure, and got a used baby sock instead.”
“The bag with coal ripped in the back of my car.”
“My headphones have just upgraded themselves to Bluetooth.”
“I was getting ready for bed and the soap dispenser fell off.”
“I shattered my wedding ring 2 weeks before my anniversary.”
“I thought I ordered 5 bananas.”
“I cleaned my glasses too hard. I’m at work, and don’t have a spare pair.”
“My 2-year-old was playing in the bedroom as usual today, I went to get her and found this.”
“And that was our dinner.”
“The realtor left my front door like this after a showing.”
“My girlfriend told me she had never cooked fish before. But I never expected this.”
“Asked my wife to keep the oven on low for the burgers. Puts it on low, broil, and forget to take the plastic cover off.”
“Left to the store for an hour, came back to this. It went through my ENTIRE house like this and at the end emptied itself into its dock. Kill me now.”
“Stray bullet hit the hood of my car on the 4th.”
“NYC Fireworks- guy films for 15 mins but forgets to hit ‘record’.”
“Drove my 17 year old son to visit my childhood home.”
“Broccoli crowns and stems…”
“It took me 15 minutes to finally get the key out of the ignition.”
“Maple syrup spilling in my fridge….”
“First day in months I’ve had off to play games…”
“The last place I saw my truck before running into the store for 10 minutes. All my work tools were in it too.”
“I’m feeling all around awful and have one of the worst sore throats of my life and the doctor prescribed these pills.”
Someone’s shoveling bugs tomorrow…
“Slipped and fell into my shower door this morning.”
“Oh, that’s where my prescription sunglasses went…”
“It will s#ck when she wakes up.”
“My kids and I spent the weekend making a dog house.”
“Finally decided to use my bbq, only to find out its home to a squirrel now.”
“None of the pieces fit…this was supposed to be relaxing.”
“Two days AFTER I got sunburned.”
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