Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
“My daughter said to me, ’Look, I cut my toenails into castles.’”
“My mom made me a pan of brownies and my son carried them. Somehow they ended up with a giant footprint in them.”
“My 14-year-old daughter decided to stir the smoothie with a metal spoon. While the blender was still blending.”
“Why do I bother giving my toddler snacks when he would rather eat a ball?”
“My daughter backed into a light pole and promptly got out of the vehicle and fled the scene. Her very first hit and run.”
“My son cornered and tried to pet an injured squirrel. Didn’t go well.”
“My daughter trying to hide when she’s supposed to be in bed.”
“Found 2 buckets of rocks in my mom’s fridge. My 4-year-old nephew said the rocks needed to harden.”
“My son legitimately thought I wouldn’t find him.”
“My sister’s history homework: What did medieval nobles eat?”
“My nephew wanted a portrait of George Washington. Thank goodness he didn’t want a portrait of Ben Franklin.”
“My toddler is giving our toilet paper a bath.”
“My nephew’s new hobby”
“For Thanksgiving, they asked my son what he was thankful for…”
“Was unable to convince my worried son that this was not a mini-beehive filled with mini-bees.”
“My girlfriend’s 10-year-old sister’s backpack was heavy. We open it to find it packed with “beautiful cube rocks’.”
“My 1-year-old niece tore the keys off my keyboard when I wasn’t home.”
“The kids made me breakfast in bed.”
“Watching TV with a 2-year-old is so relaxing, said no parent ever!”
“The way my brother likes to watch YouTube.”
“I know y’all have heard pineapple on pizza. What has my child done?”
“This brilliant decision my son made. He really wanted a Minion I guess.”
“My son, after trying to get back down from washing his hands. Just hanging there, helpless.”
“Who doesn’t love tacos for breakfast?”
“2-year-old daughter — this took her about 3 minutes to accomplish.”
“She insisted on bringing her shopping cart to the store to help.”
“My daughter when I’m working in the basement”
“My most recent diaper distraction”
“I figured I’d share my son’s first taste of banana. He was so dramatic.”
“Dad! Take a picture of me in my snow boat!”
“When you take your 2-year-old on a walk”
“All right dads, how do you remove Sudocrem from a sofa? He was on his own for 2 minutes.”
“I made Michael eat breakfast.”
“Swaddle skills are still on point!”
“All my years of playing Tetris have prepared me for this very moment.”
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