“Rich Kid Leaves Home Due To Abusive Uncle, Gets Adopted By Nihilistic Gay Couple”
“Fe-Male”
“A Teenage Girl Marries A Foot Fetishist To Escape Her Abusive Family”
“Stylish Black Guy Shows Nerd How To Spend Less Time Online And Get A Girlfriend”
“Driver Wrecks Ford”
“Guy’s Wife Dies So He Gets High”
“A Cowboy And His Dog And 2 Teens Blow Up Their Asthmatic Father’s Office”
“A Group Of Midgets Go On A Hike To Get Rid Of Jewelry”
“Everyone Tries The Ice Bucket Challenge”
“A Father Is Widowed When A Serial Killer Cannibalizes His Wife And Most Of His Children. Months Later, After Losing His Last, Disabled Son Due To A Boating Incident At Sea, A Mentally-Challenged Woman Is His Only Hope To Finding Him”
“Skinny Kid Makes A Black Friend, Father Doesn’t Approve”
“Take Your Son To Work Day Ends With The Dad Killing His Boss”
“Man Is Forced To Participate In The Rescue Of A Hostage By The Government, That Has Turned His Residence Into A Refugee Camp”
“A Creepy Old Man Finally Achieves His Goal Of Being Able To Touch A 14 Year Old Boy”
“Older Sister Ruins Younger Sister’s Chances Of Appearing On Television”
“Child Gets Abused For The First 10 Years Of His Life Then Gets Kidnapped By A Big Bearded Man On His 11th Birthday”
“Rock Brings Rock To A Rock”
“The Town’s Most Eligible Bachelor Gets Turned Down By A Girl Who’s Into Furries, So He Tries To Kill Her New Boyfriend”
“Two Naked Factory Workers Run From The Authorities After Kidnapping A Kid”
“Everyone Tries To Keep A Single Dad From Snapping”
“Girl Gets Engaged To The First Guy She Meets But Then Falls For Another Guy She Meets Later That Day”
“An Overweight Chef Slaughters A Snow Leopard Because His Turtle Died”
“This 2001 Movie Can Be Summarized As “Put That Thing Back Where It Came From, Or So Help Me!””
“People Sleeping On An International Flight. Then They Get Off The Plane, Uneventfully”
“An Overweight Loner With Poor Hygiene And Social Skills Goes On A Quest To Get Rid Of The Minorities Invading His Homeland”
“Little Guy Works Overtime While Also Stealing Body Parts From His Dead Coworkers Before Ditching His Job To Go On A Cruise With His Unconscious Girlfriend”
“The Hero Only Wins Because He Saved Before The Final Boss”
“A Father Wants His Reluctant Son To Help In The Family Business. Eventually The Son Gives His Dad A Hand”
“A Kid Announces And Sings To The Whole World That He Can’t Wait For His Father To Be Dead So He Can Replace Him As The Leader Of Their Community”
“A Gang Comes Together To Bully The Little Brother Of One Of Them”
“Boy Goes On A Trip To Meet His Family And Leaves Once He Ensures Two Of His Relatives Are Going To Have Sex”
“A Survival Of The Fittest Contest Inside A Sweatshop, Winner Gets The Sweatshop”
“Two Boys Build Stuff While Their Pet Bullies A Pharmacist”
“Extremely Rich People Didn’t Expect The Spanish Inquisition”
“A Group Of Schoolteachers Take Their New Friend To Beat Up A Holocaust Survivor And His Buddies”