“My brother in-law said.. why does the bunny rabbit with the walker have -6?”
“My mom sent me a picture of her water bottle with the caption “I’ll get you next time Optimus!””
“I mailed my sister one square of toilet paper and it was delivered.”
“My brother gives me a modified kids card for my birthday every year”
“This sign outside an animal hospital”
“Proof that a rolled up mattress does fit in my compact ‘clown’ car.”
“Are we a joke to you?”
“I discovered I can write messages in my girlfriends new blanket.”
“Can you all confirm for my wife I’m not dumb and it could have happened to anyone?”
“My neighbor “allegedly” refused to pay the guy who cleared his back yard. He’ll be coming home to this gift left in his driveway.”
“I was served this onion ring tower while dining with my mom.”
“I think I just discovered “Sprite” logo inspiration”
“A brewery near me decided to name their newest beer after a recent email they received”
“Confiscated this note from one of my students.”
“My girlfriend and I fought and didn’t talk for 3 days so I sent her an Amazon gift with this as the message.”
“Went to see the fam for Xmas and had heartburn. “There’s some Tums in the medicine cabinet.” The f@#k?!?”
“It warmed to 26 f and the pajamas are melting Matrix-style”
“Fake game boxes in an IKEA showroom.”
“My 10yr old made me a birthday card with detailed drawings of the buttholes of our 4 cats and titled it: “The Collection of BUTTHOLES of the cats”.”
“Someone at a festival offered me a little bag of coke”
“Today is my last day of work at this job, so I brought in a cake for everyone.”
Source: www.buzzfeed.com