30 Weird Gifts That We Think They’ll Truly Love

A unicorn head squirrel feeder that may look a little (a)corny in their yard, but they’re gonna love it anyway.

A pack of six strange sodas that’ll be a delightful (and literal) gag gift at your next holiday party. Here’s hoping the receiver is able to enjoy the moment and ~drink it all in~.

A pair of giant googly eyes that’ll tell your kookiest pal “~Eye~ understand your humor and I’m all in.”

An absurdly amusing bubble dome umbrella for people who hate when it’s raining cats and dogs but wouldn’t mind if it’d *finally* start raining men like The Weather Girls promised.

A zombie face mask sure to make their skin as soft and supple as a nice, juicy brain. Grab this to satisfy a family member who wouldn’t be caught dead skipping their skincare routine.

A toilet seat decal that’s gonna delight pet parents who love ~kitten~ around with their home decor.

A dammit doll, because when your roommate finds out you’re the one who keeps eating the dessert their parents made them, you’ll need something for them to destroy as fast as you destroyed that rhubarb pie.

A set of tea bag holders for anyone who is rather ~sluggish~ about getting up in the morning.

An adjustable lamp that sits, stays, and is sure to add a doggone grand aesthetic to their place.

A pizza box of socks so you can give your cheesiest friend a gift they can really sink their teeth (well, feet) into.

A lunch box for a paleontologist pal who would think this is dino-mite.

A magnetized, whiteboard fridge decal they can use to write messages and important reminders…like when they’re hosting game night next.

A board game so funny and fun, your friends are sure to be dying with laughter when y’all play it…even if their score is rather grim.

An awkward family photo calendar that’ll make your sibling realize your bedazzled jeans and popcorn shirt combo was, despite what they love to say, not the worst thing anyone has ever worn in the history of the world.

Weird Parenting Wins, a funny and heartwarmingly honest book that’s sure to give parents some surprising hacks. Whether they’re trying to get their kids to tell the truth, wanting to figure out how to end tantrums before they start, or discovering “The Art of Getting Your Kid to Act Like a Person,” they’re sure to find a satisfying solution in here!

A serial killer coloring book that’s gonna be a great gift to give people with a dark sense of humor and a great eye for color.

A set of Yoga Joes that’ll make you say, “G. I. guess I also need these.”

A box of rainbow fire packets – they can turn your family vacation in Milwaukee into the magical holiday trip your seven-year-old has been begging for from the moment you started road tripping to your in-laws’.

A mushroom growing kit for apartment-dwelling green thumbs who would love a large garden but are stuck in a fourth floor walkup without ~mushroom~ for more than a potted plant.

A Grilled Cheesus sandwich press sure to make them say, “~Holy~ moly! This gift is something special!”

A salt shooter you can give to someone who would love nothing more than to hunt the world’s most dangerous game, the pesky housefly. That…or use it to season their food in the most exciting way possible.

A chicken purse for silly souls who aren’t too ~chicken~ to sport a stellar accessory.

A book on bad taxidermy – a gift that’s gonna let your roommate know the decor in your place could be way, way worse.

A pack of beard ornaments you can give to the Scrooge in your life who refused to get a Christmas tree this year. Problem solved.

A book of pop sonnets full of famous pop songs rewritten in Shakespearean slang, which is sure to make any Shakespeare fan say, “Othello there, my perfect gift.”

A bag of Big Foot Balls for hangry friends who have a monstrous appetite.

A coloring book you can give a coworker if you both feel like your workplace environment is truly prehistoric.

A pair of gloves your friends (or your mom, IDK your life) are gonna ~rave~ about from the minute they put them on.

A bird mask to give the ~fowlest~ person you know.

And finally, a box of nothing for the person who says they want nothing every single year. It’s finally time to get them what they really want.