“The $9 PB&J I bought.”
“I got AirPods with my new iPhone 8??? Oh wait.”
“Freshly opened can of jam has a big patch of mold. It even made the popping sound when the seal broke.”
“Barefoot on an armrest. Also constantly loud talking and laughing in the quiet zone.”
“My wife’s new sweater had a hanging string.”
“Tire center kept our keyed lug nut socket.”
“You won’t believe it’s a candle.”
“Entire loaf has a bubble hole running lengthwise.”
“A cookie cone, minus the cone.”
“Got my car towed and it fell off the truck.”
“I just want to sit and cry. Well, I’m already doing that.”
“I was halfway through making a sandwich.”
“Here’s my dinner for work at 2 a.m. (night shift). I was hungry, but I guess the floor was hungrier. 5-second rule?”
“Parked on the side of the street for less than 2 minutes, and an intoxicated driver took my mirror out at 7:35 a.m.”
“Your food has arrived. Good luck.”
“Friend offers to make nachos and this is what you get. How do you respond?”
“All of my bananas unpeeled themselves as I slept last night.”
“A tragic photo of a tragic moment.”
“Got a haircut 3 days before my wedding.”
“After trying for 7 years, I finally placed in my age group — coming in first! I asked a bystander to capture my triumph.”
“The way my wife changes the toilet paper roll”
“This guy leaped through a window, shattered it, and landed in my house.”
“I’ve been told my pencil grip makes people uncomfortable.”
“Bought a giant realistic cat mask off Amazon to try and scare my cat with and they sent me a lemon mask.”
“This ’blueberry’ muffin I ordered”
“What I got vs What I ordered”
“I spent $15 on a salt scrub to see that my 6-year-old son has washed the entire tub away and put his rubber duck in it.”
“Told my roommate it was his turn to buy toilet paper and he bought 2 rolls of the thinnest 1-ply.”
“I’m staying at my friend’s house tonight and found this monstrosity when I used their bathroom.”
“The money organization in my 9-year-old son’s wallet”
“This lady has been on the phone since she sat down, while her kid is running around doing this to the salt shakers.”
“Waited all summer to cut open this watermelon I grew in my yard.”
“Went to get my bangs cut, came home, and brushed my hair out to find this.”
Source: brightside.me