Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
“Looks like I won’t be listening to my new vinyl record. Thanks, USPS.”
“The first time I ordered shoes online”
“My research supervisor’s way of writing ’D’ on tubes”
“How my dad cuts the cake”
“My in-laws use a little off every single roll of toilet paper instead of one at a time.”
“My neighbors just throw trash out of their window.”
“This is how my wife loads the dishwasher.”
“My roommate broke the toilet seat. No worries though, he replaced it.”
“Someone drew with a marker on the wall of an almost 600-year-old castle to promote their Instagram and Snapchat account.”
“This kid took a SINGLE bite out of ALL the apples.”
“Was at a friend’s house and this abomination caught my eye.”
“Someone keeps using my bike as a trash bin.”
“Looks like someone decided to clean a mirror with a steel sponge or something before I moved in.”
“My brother does the dishes and watches YouTube at the same time (his phone is not waterproof).”
“Instead of rinsing his cup between drinks, my boyfriend will just refill it with whatever since it ’mixes in his stomach anyway.’ This is his glass of ’water’ after milk and Oreos.”
“My wife cuts bananas in half and just leaves the tops.”
“The way that my mom eats avocados”
“My fridge has an egg case for only 9 eggs.”
“Instead of rinsing his cup between drinks, my boyfriend will just refill it with whatever since it “mixes in his stomach anyway.”
“The kids learned a couple of new words today.”
“Got excited from far away about the motel having a swimming pool…”
“The way my husband puts all of the stickers from the fruit he eats on a single piece of fruit”
“Just bought a new charging cable for my wife because the old one was flayed.”
“This is what the knives at my girlfriend’s house look like. This is a crime.”
“My wife sits and eats all the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and puts the barren cereal back in the pantry.”
“The crucial fourth ice cream bowl was lost at some point, forever altering the vibe.”
“I’m doing renovations and my Roomba found a tiny piece of sheetrock.”
“Ordered 27 books from Amazon on a single order. Got 27 boxes with 1 book each, all delivered like this.”
“I thought I bought sour Skittles…”
“My disappointment is immeasurable.”
“Woke up and saw my door was removed by my parents. I asked them why, and they replied, ’Privacy isn’t necessary.’”
“The roommate throws away dishes so he won’t have to do them (I bought all our dishes and silverware).”
“Thought I had separated 50 eggs without breaking a yolk — until I noticed one on the edge.”
