We’ve all seen those classic white girl Instagram accounts. They’re playfully eating pizza in bed with the caption “Exercise? more like Extra Fries!”, the usernames are always shitty puns based on where they live (Beckydelphia, Jan Fransisco, Sue York City), and some quote that most of the time makes no fucking sense (Milk and honey make for good tea, but I’m a lioness on the sea. *crown emoji*).